GRAF AUDIO
We can take your highly developed sound and totally ruin it beyond repair using our poorly designed and maintained equipment, that looks good though. First and foremost it all starts with a really bad sounding room that has been carefully made worse by adding un-needed acoustic treatments that are only there to cover up the termite ridden structure. Calculated and perceived room nodes are enhanced to provide a non-subtle harsh audio environment.
Lighting design makes it so you can’t work, because you can’t see. We like it that way since dark is cool and it also hides so many imperfections in the rooms.
Our staff is highly incompetent and are there to make sure you are uncomfortable and mostly pissed off. We’ve heard musicians are most creative under stressful conditions.
Finally our rates are not competitive at all. In fact we are overpriced. Rockers don’t pay attention anyway. They just pay us!
SEE WHAT WE CAN OFFER
Decor a nd Display
Vintage equipment, barely working
Highly skilled “back side of cardioid technique”, all of our stuff sounds dark and dull!
Illstrative Solutions
remierrchitectural Design
Custom wiring of patchbays. We’re famous for our ground loops.
Customer Testimonials
Joe Spector
Music Reducer
“I’m famous for my mall of sound?”
Julie Unruley
Ex Stripper, Ex DIVA, 3rd Rate Engineer
“Huh…what’d you say?”
Jack Tacarup
Tech and Destruction
“If I can’t fix it, I can fix it so nobody else can”
Lindsey McPurty
Studio Manager
“We shoot for Low Fi. Not cuz its cool, that’s just the best we can do”